Queens: A Normal NY Day

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"Crap!!!" one gunner leaped out of the way, but the other had a gash across his chest so bad, he collapsed to the floor.

One thug leaped under a table, quickly pulling out a cell phone. "Yo, we got supes on us!! Git here!!"

"Yeah, we see youse."


And suddenly, a large wrecking ball shot through the window, hurling right for Thor's face.

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[kelik]

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"!" He turned at the last moment to see the wrecking ball strike him hard, making him fly across the bank, into some shelves. "...tch..." He slowly got back up. "I know that attack...don't tell me..."[rand=8808687994118973511059912001929910491600875216184786360614836193]

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"Okay, now we have something worth my time." No more playing with small fries. Turning to the wrecking ball's owner, he slash his sword.
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[Marvel Sasquatch]

MEANWHILE

Thwip!

A swift shadow was cast over the city streets, passersby pointing and staring at the familiar red and blue blur of their modern-day streetwise Tarzan swinging high over traffic however he pleased, letting out a whoop of joy as he took a moment to flip in midair...

Thwip!

...before another strand of silver fluid shot from his wrist and was caught in his grip, seemlessly resuming his devil-may-care antics.

New York's paragon of virtue, ladies and gentlemen. The egomaniacal showboater that is the Amazing Spider-Man.



Ah, this is swell, The costumed crusader smiled beneath his mask, taking a tight turn around an office building. Nothing says "Today is your day" quite like being able to swing around town without a looney old buzzard taking that title too literally, or some flattopped musclehead deciding you'd look better flattened on a wall. There isn't even the usual guntoting band of hoodlum buttmonkeys out in force!

He came to a stop landing crouched on a wall, taking a deep breath.

"Ah, take in that refreshing...actually pretty polluted...wonderful Manhatten air!" The Webhead exclaimed to nobody. "Yessir, I feel on top of the-"

He suddenly stopped, clutching his head.

"Ugh...oh, great...Spider-Sense decided to say hi." He looked towards the sky, holding his arms out helplessly. "Really? You're jinxing me for internal monologues, now?"

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CLANG!!!

But his blade was thwarted by a crowbar shielding the wielder of the wrecking ball.


Oh boy... she timidly thought, while still gripped in her aunt's protective arms. Mary Jane Watson, though passionate in acting, she has kept herself informed about the world of Supers and such, ever since she found out about...well, him. And she knew about most of these people...and she saw four large men, entering the bank, that she recognized as...

The Wrecking Crew!!!

These guys, while not so bright, are a group of destructive, muscled, punks that is a force to be reckoned with. It is said these guys got their powers from gods.

@thunderball@ There's Thunderball, a man who wields a chained wrecking ball.

@wrecker@ Wrecker! The man with the crowbar. He's the leader, and first to receive the powers, before the other three.

@piledriver@ Piledriver! The one who looks like a wrestler. This guy can press lift 10 tons.

@bulldozer@ And the Bulldozer!! His head can smash through solid steel, without harming himself.
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[kelik]

"The Wrecker and crew!" Exclaimed the Asgardian, as he stepped out of the messy ruins of a shelf. "Here to cause havoc among the good people again? Well not while I'm here..." He held his hand out, as his hammer flew up and into his hand. "Have at thee!" He ran at one of the crew, and swing at...Piledriver!

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"Hmm." He retracts his sword away from the crowbar, and eyed the four men. He might have superpowers, but there are four supervillains right here who are clearly all about strength. That superhero Thor is here, so he doesn't have to worry about him, so he'll work with him for the time.

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"Alright, boys and girls!"

A cocky tone of voice rang out from the nearest broken window, through which the Wallcrawler flung himself into the bank, landing in an archway in the corner. He observed the people on the ground below him and stroked his chin...before snapping his fingers.

"Stop me if you've heard this one before." Spidey began, holding up his hands. "Shakespeare, a disgruntled bald butcher and Lucha Libre on Ice walk into a bank, and a Spider beats the daylights out of all of them!"

A momentary pause.

"...Anybody? No? Just me?"

From his vantage point, he had not yet seen Mary Jane hiding in the corner...

Two posts in and already this is shaping up to be the best thing ever. XD

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@piledriver@ Reeling away from the swing, he was about to respond, until Spider-Man arrived with his quip. "Hey...did he made fun of me?!"

@thunderball@ "Yup." And he tossed his ball right at him.

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"..." He turned to the man. "Is that a challenge?" He threw his hammer out at Wrecker. "I'll accept...only after I bring these villains down!"

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Though Spidey was saved by the man with the sword. While Blade wouldn't be able to stop the wrecking ball, he was able to send it off course by batting it. "So the rumors are true, you are a wise-cracker, Wallcrawler." Blade lifted his sword, barely a dent as he charged at Thunderball with a slash.
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"Ah, so Blondie McHelmetHammer and Sir Slashy-shades are against the technicolor Little Rascals on steroids!" The Webslinger grinned under his mask. "Awesome, I don't get enough crossover episodes! And one of 'em's even a fan!"

As Blade deflected the steel ball past Spidey, he suddenly got an idea!

"Ooh!" He called, shooting a strand of webbing that caught the ball, "Lemmie borrow this real quick!"

His body was pulled a bit as the ball stretched his webbing to the limit, beginning to be flinged back to the sender!

"Quippage 101, clean-shaven Donkey Kong!" Spider-Man called to Thunderball, "Only the headliner delivers the punchlines!"

With that, he pulled hard on the webbing, hurling the powerful weapon back at him!

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@wrecker@ As Wrecker rolled away from the flying hammer...

@thunderball@ Thunderball managed to reel back from the sword..."ARGH!!!" Only to be wide open for his own ball to smash right on him.


@bulldozer@ Like a bull, the helmet thug charged right at Spider-Man.

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@piledriver@ While Piledriver leaped high to stomp on Blade.

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[kelik]

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However, the thunder god stepped between him and Blade, defending with his arms. He smirked...as his hammer flew back at Piledriver, like a boomerang.

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"Thanks." Blade said, holding his sword tight, he ran around Thor and cut Piledriver at the side.
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