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Post by kelik on Dec 24, 2012 2:15:13 GMT -5
The Helicarrier wasn't just all about research and work, it also had a few things for the officers to do here and there. There was a cafeteria for the famished, rest areas for the tired, and a weight room for the dutiful. But today...  It was reserved for the annoyed. "...." A well toned green amazon in a slightly snug leotard was in the middle of the weight room, lifting weights like you'd expect a weight lifter (who might not be green) to do. However, the thing that made her stand out was the fact that she was lifting the kind of weights you'd find at a BENCHPRESS with one hand...each. This of course, surprised most of the lifters. "...uhh, man?" Said one male. "Are you gonna ask her or should I?" "Ask what? To get those bars back? You do it...I ain't." "But she looks cross...and kinda cute." "...." Eyebrow raised. "What?" "....I can hear you." She said in an annoyed tone. "Ah! Sorry..." The two jumped and walked out. Earning a sigh from her as she kept lifting. 'So. Damn. Bored...' |
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 24, 2012 7:31:36 GMT -5
Did someone just invoke a karmic sense of irony? The one who hijacked this post certainly did! And who is this charming fellow?  Me, of course! And being the astute master of stealth I am, I carefully kept myself attached to the roof while watching the green amazoness put every other agent around to shame. You know, call me crazy, but I know a lot of guys who'd wanna get in on that action... lots of guys who comic book fans would cry themselves to sleep over seeing with that amazo- AH! HEY! Stop that! You're ruining my fanfic-! NO! None of that! Shame on you! Get back in line, you gun-toting psycho! "But I don't WANNA get back in line! Writing my own dialogue is so much-!" Silence. "...wait... why are there quotation marks next to those again?" Heh. Busted. "...ah, nuts." |
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Post by kelik on Dec 24, 2012 13:25:55 GMT -5
As she took another lift, she blinked. "...so how long are you gonna hang out up there?" She didn't even look up, it's almost like she knew he was up there the whole time... |
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 24, 2012 14:56:19 GMT -5
"...you know, I don't even know how I ended up here." And he summarily dropped down to the floor. "I guess I'm just bored. Can you believe that S.L.J. took away my weapons? Now I can't kill anything, and I'm bored outta my skull!" |
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Post by kelik on Dec 24, 2012 14:58:09 GMT -5
"Join the club..." She took another lift. "I just woke up not too long ago, and I barely had enough time to enjoy myself out there...it feels like I've been trapped on this floating tin can forever..." |
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 24, 2012 15:13:16 GMT -5
"Tell me about it; it feels like we've been frozen in limbo for months on end, as if people did something else for an extended period of time." He glanced at the computer screen. "I can't imagine what, though." ...err... moving on. |
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Post by kelik on Dec 24, 2012 15:14:27 GMT -5
"...you're a real oddball, ya know that?" She dropped a weight to the ground, making everyone jump at the rather loud THUD it gave off. "No wonder Doreen doesn't like you." |
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 24, 2012 15:19:56 GMT -5
"SSSSSHHH!!!" And Deadpool swiftly grabbed She-Hulk's mouth as he looked about in panic. "...the devil has ears everywhere..." He seemed deadly serious over the topic of... well... Squirrel Girl, of all people. |
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Post by kelik on Dec 24, 2012 15:41:31 GMT -5
"!" She looked surprised at that, and gave Deadpool an unamused look. "Guess you two have some kind of history together?" She pulled his hand off her mouth. |
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 24, 2012 15:45:13 GMT -5
"...she's evil incarnate, woman!" Deadpool uttered. "I mean, have you even seen her little minions?! The way they smile at you with those adorable, beady eyes that bring nothing but death and destruction! She's a menace, and really, really scary!" He spun around. "And without my weapons, I'm vulnerable! She could assassinate me at any moment!" Then he stopped. "Well, I can't really die, so there's that..." |
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Post by kelik on Dec 24, 2012 15:49:10 GMT -5
"Minions...oh, you mean her cute squirrels." She smirked and got up. "Well, I do admit, she's got a nice punch. It was enough to knock me out of my tantrum." |
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 24, 2012 16:13:36 GMT -5
He gasped. "IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!" he sputtered. "She can knock out She-Hulk in a punch! Next you'll be telling me that she managed to one-up the Hulk himself!" A bit of silence. "Actually, don't answer that; I looked through the archives, and I still can't believe what I saw." |
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Post by kelik on Dec 24, 2012 16:17:19 GMT -5
"Oh yeah, my cousin." She nodded, then looked up at a TV. "Hm?" She saw a certain fight break out in New York between a large woman and two beastly figures. |
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 31, 2012 12:21:07 GMT -5
"...oh, the news!" With a hum, he looked up at it. "Or, as I like to call them, 'The Convenient Exposition Box'! Handy for introducing plot lines to characters thousands of miles away!" |
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Post by kelik on Jan 1, 2013 2:40:19 GMT -5
She stood up, and put a hand under her chin smiling. "Hm, she's quite a fighter..." Her eyes were right on Titania as she threw the heroes around like rag dolls...the battle seemed like fun to her. |
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