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Post by kelik on Jul 16, 2012 12:21:17 GMT -5
A long stretch of fields, miles away from Los Angeles, had a few open roads and signs, leading to some freeways not too far from the farmland. An old farmer who happened to look like Stan Lee came out of the barn, tending to some chicken in a coop. "Good day today, isn't it?" As all the chicken herded out, some stomping noises were heard...  At that moment, a large green, enraged woman, in a torn, not so modest medic gown, jumped on the coop. Completely destroying it. Then leaped off down the road, continuing her rage. The farmer barely had time to turn around. "...WHA?!" He flipped out at the destruction of his coop, while the chicken scattered around, clucking like mad. |
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Post by YolkaEd on Jul 16, 2012 12:25:41 GMT -5
And that wouldn't be all...  ...as a larger green, furious man, in what basically amounted to torn pants, smashed into the destroyed remains of the coop, before leaping right after the woman. |
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Post by kelik on Jul 16, 2012 12:27:44 GMT -5
".........." He fell back on his behind, as the chicken flew around him in a panic. Meanwhile, the green giantess kept going, growling out. Thoughts of humiliation from that clown kept clouding her judgement. She didn't even notice Hulk catching up... |
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Post by YolkaEd on Jul 16, 2012 12:29:24 GMT -5
Well, she would now; with his more refined leg muscles, all it took was one more leap before he smashed into the ground right in front of her, before he slowly turned to face her; breathing out loudly as he glared at the woman. |
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Post by kelik on Jul 16, 2012 12:31:34 GMT -5
She suddenly came to a stop, growling too. She clenched a fist and swung at him. Her way of saying: "get out of my way". [dice=6][rand=336544004856025718737363460671225026380140262284692254461628753337] |
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Post by YolkaEd on Jul 16, 2012 12:34:22 GMT -5
[dice=6] Hulk's way of saying "no" was to simply grab the incoming fist; snarling as he kept glaring at the woman.[rand=707744041088349140281009887804714034906108139425354910190648532296] |
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Post by kelik on Jul 16, 2012 12:36:04 GMT -5
Another swing might change his mind then. [dice=6][rand=2027362532106674608448073262096472356759079696029910767774144457337] |
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Post by YolkaEd on Jul 16, 2012 12:37:53 GMT -5
[dice=6] Nope. Grabbing that fist as well, Hulk then proceeded to slam his skull against the woman. [dice=6][rand=487641673561014846926475654698285766589151578185317914710392006128] |
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Post by kelik on Jul 16, 2012 12:40:22 GMT -5
[dice=6] WHAM! Right in the forehead. She stumbled back, but looked even madder. "RAGH!" She ran out, and kicked at him twice. [dice=6] [dice=6][rand=59719026227024236616927925313181098801729443297126696084054714637] |
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Post by YolkaEd on Jul 16, 2012 12:47:26 GMT -5
[dice=6][dice=6] Amazingly enough, those two kicks actually knocked the Hulk back a fair distance; and it wasn't just a distance, the Hulk was launched right off where he stood. When he landed, however, he was not happy. With a ferocious roar, Hulk leapt up into the air; threatening to land right on top of the woman. [dice=6][rand=52748189863546041980316259540860256850190485340300564736656088155] |
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Post by kelik on Jul 16, 2012 12:50:55 GMT -5
[dice=6] At the last second, she barely dodged back in time to avoid getting cratered into the ground. She retaliated with a pair of fists again. [dice=6] [dice=6][rand=970776705349430218640785583597935101211944624268527403119313315004] |
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Post by YolkaEd on Jul 16, 2012 12:52:37 GMT -5
[dice=6][dice=6] One of the punches knocked him back a touch, but he recovered quickly enough to grab her arm when she tried hitting him again. Roaring, he hoisted her up and began repeatedly slamming her against the ground. [dice=6][rand=6383815291402233663409482062023193662942885806946944023111357847] |
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Post by kelik on Jul 16, 2012 12:55:27 GMT -5
[dice=6] "!" She wasn't quite prepared for it, and ended up groaning out as the Hulk tossed her around like a rag doll.[rand=4383816180760440946129486738357408955690545857459716592604342192] |
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Post by YolkaEd on Jul 16, 2012 13:02:15 GMT -5
Eventually, after a couple of vicious beatings against the ground, the Hulk tossed her against the ground, before he began breathing; growling a touch. |
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Post by kelik on Jul 16, 2012 13:09:25 GMT -5
She laid on the ground, growling a bit too. But she was too beaten to really do something about it. "Clown..." She grunted one last time, before her body began to shrink...  Down to the familiar lawyer, who didn't seem as angry anymore. |
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