Post by YolkaEd on Jun 8, 2012 11:05:23 GMT -5
Name(s):
Wade Winston Wilson
Nicknames:
The Merc with a Mouth
Age:
Presumably his late 20s
Species:
Human
Gender:
Male
Alignment:
Whichever pays the best
Residence:
His apartment in Cleveland, Ohio
Occupation:
Mercenary
Abilities:
Regenerative healing factor: As a result of being injected with Wolverine's DNA, Deadpool possesses a healing factor that suppresses his own terminal cancer, and also makes him able to survive otherwise lethal injuries.
Superhuman stamina, agility, and reflexes: The DNA also improved all of Deadpool's senses; making him a lot more agile and responsive to things around him, and a lot quicker than the average human being.
Immunity to telepathy: His mental state has proven time and time again to grant him utter immunity to anything that might influence his mind, like a telepath trying to implement commands within his head.
Combat abilities: Having been infused with the DNA of a true killer, Deadpool has grown accustomed to a lot of different fighting styles... which he employs all at once. Whether it be various firearms, explosives, his katana, or anything he can get his hands on, Deadpool can and will use it as a weapon.
Clairvoyance: Not in the way you'd think one would be clairvoyant, but Deadpool is a very enlightened person... in the sense that he's actually aware that he's a fictional character. Due to the mental trauma caused by his healing factor, he's more or less able to see and reference things that other people in his universe are completely unaware of.
Weaknesses:
His major weakness would be the fact that he's completely, insufferably, irrevocably, undeniably insane. As noted, the mental trauma caused by his healing factor constantly curing his terminal cancer whenever it acted up (which is all the time) drove his sanity over the edge. It got to such a degree that it's quite impossible to comprehend whether or not he's actually clinically insane, or is just being annoying on purpose to mess with those around him.
For that matter, there is the issue of his ego; quite frankly, it's enormous. He's insanely arrogant, and if catered to, could very easily lead to him being distracted just to list off oh so many factoids about himself, which could end up in a surprise attack dealt against him, or just his target taking the chance to flee.
Personality:
As noted, Deadpool is a mixed bag full of surprises. His mental capacities allow for him to loosen up considerably, even in the face of imminent threats, and just trivialize anything he's dealing with as if it were a joke... which, since he's capable of looking beyond the fourth wall, pretty much comprises everything. He also has a penchant of presumably rambling, when he's actually discussing things with his own thought bubbles and exposition panels.
Likes:
Guns, breaking the fourth wall, guns, sharp instruments, violence, guns, thought bubbles, guns, hearing himself talk, guns, himself, guns, firearms, Stan Lee
Dislikes:
Not being allowed to talk, clowns, Squirrel Girl
Appearance:
Bio:
To start... well... why not let him say it himself?
It's about time, I say! Now let's get this shindig started; I got an appointment at five!
So hello there, all of y'all readers out there! This is me, Deadpool, aka The Merc with the Mouth, The Regenerating Degenerate, and The Crimson Comedian (but only on Saturdays, late-night live from New York). I'm surprised that I haven't been narrating this entire application profile, but hey, beggars can't be choosers... unless they have guns. In which case, they're choosers with guns!
Now, I should get to the point: 'How could a dweebish square like Wade Wilson ever become the greatest mercenary alive', you may ask? Tricky question. Best I remember is some nice ice-cream salesmen told me they could fix my terminal cancer by injecting me with Wolverine's DNA. Suddenly... -insert Dramatic Fanfare here- No, wait, let's go with that old Six Million Dollar Man thing instead. Yeah, I like that better. Bip-bip-bip-bip-BIP... I became better, faster, strongerer and even got the ability to heal quickly, so that whenever the cancer shows up it instantly gets fixed... which is good, because it keeps showing up. As in instantly after it gets fixed. Yeah, you ladies knew it, right? I am just. That. Charming.
Anyhoo, after a few zillion rounds of this, I became so goddamn handsome that my brain exploded. Eventually, my magical insanity powers allowed me to figure out that I'm a comic book character. From then on, I became BFFs with my thought bubbles, exposition panels, and Stan Lee. My fellow Weapon X classmates had run a pool to figure out which one of us would be dead first, so I naturally named myself Dr. Professor Carlos Winston Lazarus McBatman. Then I realized that I couldn't spell it, so I went with Deadpool instead.
So from then on, I've been pretty much EVERYWHERE. Yeah, comics and the whole shebang are fun too, but I couldn't possibly keep all the awesome restricted to one form of media, could I? I've been in video games, animation, a movie (no, let's not speak of that mess again), with a spinoff coming out starring good ol' me! And now I'm here as well, ready for whatever shenanigans you forumites might think of for us to partake in! I'm warning you, though; knowing these guys' track record, it's gonna be BIG.
Anything else? (Optional)
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention: I have a theme song! Catchy, innit? Now if only someone could transcribe the lyrics for me...
Wade Winston Wilson
Nicknames:
The Merc with a Mouth
Age:
Presumably his late 20s
Species:
Human
Gender:
Male
Alignment:
Whichever pays the best
Residence:
His apartment in Cleveland, Ohio
Occupation:
Mercenary
Abilities:
Regenerative healing factor: As a result of being injected with Wolverine's DNA, Deadpool possesses a healing factor that suppresses his own terminal cancer, and also makes him able to survive otherwise lethal injuries.
Superhuman stamina, agility, and reflexes: The DNA also improved all of Deadpool's senses; making him a lot more agile and responsive to things around him, and a lot quicker than the average human being.
Immunity to telepathy: His mental state has proven time and time again to grant him utter immunity to anything that might influence his mind, like a telepath trying to implement commands within his head.
Combat abilities: Having been infused with the DNA of a true killer, Deadpool has grown accustomed to a lot of different fighting styles... which he employs all at once. Whether it be various firearms, explosives, his katana, or anything he can get his hands on, Deadpool can and will use it as a weapon.
Clairvoyance: Not in the way you'd think one would be clairvoyant, but Deadpool is a very enlightened person... in the sense that he's actually aware that he's a fictional character. Due to the mental trauma caused by his healing factor, he's more or less able to see and reference things that other people in his universe are completely unaware of.
Weaknesses:
His major weakness would be the fact that he's completely, insufferably, irrevocably, undeniably insane. As noted, the mental trauma caused by his healing factor constantly curing his terminal cancer whenever it acted up (which is all the time) drove his sanity over the edge. It got to such a degree that it's quite impossible to comprehend whether or not he's actually clinically insane, or is just being annoying on purpose to mess with those around him.
For that matter, there is the issue of his ego; quite frankly, it's enormous. He's insanely arrogant, and if catered to, could very easily lead to him being distracted just to list off oh so many factoids about himself, which could end up in a surprise attack dealt against him, or just his target taking the chance to flee.
Personality:
As noted, Deadpool is a mixed bag full of surprises. His mental capacities allow for him to loosen up considerably, even in the face of imminent threats, and just trivialize anything he's dealing with as if it were a joke... which, since he's capable of looking beyond the fourth wall, pretty much comprises everything. He also has a penchant of presumably rambling, when he's actually discussing things with his own thought bubbles and exposition panels.
Likes:
Guns, breaking the fourth wall, guns, sharp instruments, violence, guns, thought bubbles, guns, hearing himself talk, guns, himself, guns, firearms, Stan Lee
Dislikes:
Not being allowed to talk, clowns, Squirrel Girl
Appearance:
Bio:
To start... well... why not let him say it himself?
It's about time, I say! Now let's get this shindig started; I got an appointment at five!
So hello there, all of y'all readers out there! This is me, Deadpool, aka The Merc with the Mouth, The Regenerating Degenerate, and The Crimson Comedian (but only on Saturdays, late-night live from New York). I'm surprised that I haven't been narrating this entire application profile, but hey, beggars can't be choosers... unless they have guns. In which case, they're choosers with guns!
Now, I should get to the point: 'How could a dweebish square like Wade Wilson ever become the greatest mercenary alive', you may ask? Tricky question. Best I remember is some nice ice-cream salesmen told me they could fix my terminal cancer by injecting me with Wolverine's DNA. Suddenly... -insert Dramatic Fanfare here- No, wait, let's go with that old Six Million Dollar Man thing instead. Yeah, I like that better. Bip-bip-bip-bip-BIP... I became better, faster, strongerer and even got the ability to heal quickly, so that whenever the cancer shows up it instantly gets fixed... which is good, because it keeps showing up. As in instantly after it gets fixed. Yeah, you ladies knew it, right? I am just. That. Charming.
Anyhoo, after a few zillion rounds of this, I became so goddamn handsome that my brain exploded. Eventually, my magical insanity powers allowed me to figure out that I'm a comic book character. From then on, I became BFFs with my thought bubbles, exposition panels, and Stan Lee. My fellow Weapon X classmates had run a pool to figure out which one of us would be dead first, so I naturally named myself Dr. Professor Carlos Winston Lazarus McBatman. Then I realized that I couldn't spell it, so I went with Deadpool instead.
So from then on, I've been pretty much EVERYWHERE. Yeah, comics and the whole shebang are fun too, but I couldn't possibly keep all the awesome restricted to one form of media, could I? I've been in video games, animation, a movie (no, let's not speak of that mess again), with a spinoff coming out starring good ol' me! And now I'm here as well, ready for whatever shenanigans you forumites might think of for us to partake in! I'm warning you, though; knowing these guys' track record, it's gonna be BIG.
Anything else? (Optional)
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention: I have a theme song! Catchy, innit? Now if only someone could transcribe the lyrics for me...
